Hattie Jean Hayes
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I TRIED IT: VIRAL HACKS
I TRIED IT: LIVING LIKE CELEBS
I Honestly Love You, or, The Olivia Newton-John Poem
The One With All The Answers
A Retroactive Prophecy About 2014
At One O'Clock in The Morning, The Anger Makes Its Scheduled Appearance
Hi, I'm Hattie! I'm from Missouri, I went to school in Arizona, and I live in New York. I have a book of poems forthcoming from Bullshit Lit in 2023. I love writing and comedy, and you can pay me to do both. I love karaoke and will do it for free. You may contact me here: hattiejhayes (at) gmail (dot) com